Britney

Britney, 23, former BFF of Fiona Lipshitz. Britney, never one to pass up her chance at love, followed her lover to Paris after high school. While there, she became a French pop sensation with such hits as, "Oui, je suis un dentist!" After she was dumped by her Parisian lover, Britney returned to Senoa City to take her crack at fame in the US of A.

Britney moved in with the Lipshitzes after her father left and her mother turned to crack. Britney is the only one who knows Fiona's secret.

Fun Fact: Britney's childhood was spent in the Hungarian restaurant her parents ran. To this day, she cries every time she smells paprika.